You assume that a stranger on the street who smiles at or greets you is:
a) drunk.
b) insane.
c) an American.
d) All of the above.
You think a nice summer day is spending a day on the beach with the whole dutch population.
You eat biscuit for breakfast.
You are NEVER excited, except when your team wins.
Uniforms don't mean anything.
You have no respect for any authorities.
You have about 5 different locks on your bike, even if your bike is only worth about $1.
You are part of at least one protest group.
You think it's weird if a house isn't brick.
You know at least five different words for describing different forces of wind.
You know how to tie knots.
Curtains are always open.
Your lunch is bread and cheese.
You are not afraid of a little rain.
You respect everyone, except your neighbor.
You expect all dinner parties and meetings to start precisely on time, if not before.
There are more McDonalds in your country than in new jersey.
You sometimes eat out of the wall.
You know many ways of draining the government's money.
You secretly feel Suriname would be better off today if it were still a Dutch possession.
You're really hungry for a peek at your next door neighbor's tax returns.
You understand the dangers of water.
A pizza gets to your house faster than an ambulance.
Banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to the counters.
There are disabled parking places in front of a skating rink.
You don't even bother looking out of the window when you get up in the morning to check what the day is like. You know it is overcast.
You can't remember what 'customer service' means.
More than three hours sunlight on summer days seems excessive.
You are on to your 6th umbrella and your second overcoat... this year.
You believe that every American is a fatass addicted to hamburgers and hotdogs.
In the summer it hardly ever gets dark.. yet in the winter the sun hardly ever comes up.
